Elvis Death Day – Scatters the Monkey

Michael Jackson wasn’t the first pop star to own a banana eating best friend.  Elvis pioneered monkeying around with his pet Scatters the chimpanzee.

Elvis lovingly nicknamed Scatters a “coconut headed mother f#$ker” for his partying ways… stories of Scatters surprising people in the bathroom, going crazy and even lifting up girl’s skirts are littered all over the internet.  This was one monkey who knew how to have a good time!

Scatters wasn’t always a well behaved simian. In fact, after attacking a few of the Memphis Mafia trying to put him in his cage, Elvis had to have a sit down with Scat and lay down the law. The best part of this story is that after his little one on one, Scatters hung his head low and put himself in his own cage.

Of course, the sad part of this banana flavored of Elvis lore? Scatters died a lonely death out in the cold. Elvis eventually grew tired of his antics and put him in a cage outdoors… poor Scatters.


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